Baaaaaaaah.

I had been avoiding this meme, but now that my mother has done it, I feel I must finally cave.

10 things I’ve done that you may have not:

1. Taken a solo road trip over the entire length of the California coast.
2. Had my acting praised by Sir Ian McKellen.
3. Studied Dalcroze Eurythmics.
4. Been referred to as “goyim” by Maurice Sendak.
5. Visited the Grand Canyon at 1 o’clock in the morning.
6. Recorded an album of songs written by me.
7. Composed a bar song to the tune of “O Tannenbaum”.
8. Left a successful theater career on purpose.
9. Sang the Top 10 on the Late Show with David Letterman.
10. Replaced the logic board on an iMac.

Good times.